Monthly Archives: September 2009

WHERE ARE THE UPDATES?!

We, at Broke & Nameless, are sorry for the delay, but between school, break ups, families, & 18th B-Day parties, we are too lazy to even update! We always want to update, & we have plenty of drafts if that makes you feel better! So when we get inspired (which I hope is tomorrow), we’ll have an update! Tons of new music, products, & advise coming soon from your B&N Ladies! Until then, we’ll be back (in my best Terminator voice!)!!!!

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Penism-The Study Of Awkward Penises.

DISCLAIMER: If you’re a prude, you need to stop here.

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Penises are not the coolest toys in the world, scratch that, if you’re a whore they’re probably the funnest things you’ve ever played with. I mean, they’re like water guns, just with semen and piss.

Attractive huh?
I thought so too.

But what if we could study awkward penises? Like if you could go to a lab and put on on of those cool ass lab coats and play with them?
Well..
Not exactly play with them, but if that’s what you’re into… by all means be my guest.
Now in know what you’re thinking..
“KAYLA! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! REGULAR PENISES NEED LOVE TOO!”
And I’m sorry to tell you this, tiny dancers…
BUT NO THEY DONT!

How many times a day to regular penises get loving? EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR!
But when girls see an awkward penis, they not thinking “ohh that extra flap of skin is sexy” or “I cant wait to get on that lumpy penis tonight”.
They’re thinking “EWW GET IT WAY!” like its something out of a sci fi film. And yes, i know that’s wrong.. but i mean can you blame us?

Do you really think a crooked penis is attractive?
Who really wants to have to get on a penis sideways?
Not I!

Studying awkward penises could revolutionize the whole world, we’d be finding ways to make awkward penises more attractive to the female species…

Here are some ideas I’ve come up with already…
-Spray some cologne on it.
-Bake a cake with it.
-Teach it to cry.
I mean, the possibilities are endless…

Okay..
Wait.
I’ve gotten sidetracked by the idea of baking a cake with a penis, i think that would be quite cool.

Is that just me?
*shakes head* no, no i understand.

Well…
Now that Ive probably been shunned for this post.
I’m gonna end it with this one question.

Have you loved your awkward penis, today?

P.S.
I know this is off subject…
but they finally buried Michael Jackson.
It’s about damn time.

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Chris Brown on Larry King Live.

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So it’s starting to seem this Chris Brown/Rihanna situation will never die. As everyone knows, Chris Brown beat Rihanna this past February. He gets charged with assault & all this stuff. He was just got sentenced 5 years probation, A LOT of community service, & can’t be anywhere near & have no contact with Rihanna for sometime.

My whole take on the situation is LEAVE THEM ALONE!  Like seriously, what happens between them should stay between. The abuse part…that is wrong. DEAD wrong. I do NOT condone that. I wouldn’t tolerate it from anyone. I feel like people talk about his sentance is light and he “got off” because he was a famous. You have to take in to consideration that this was his first offence. He had NO history of violence. Our judicial system is in place to give the fitting punishment to the crime. That’s what he got. On Larry King, he showed everyone he was remorseful & truely sorry for the pain he caused. He admited to the crime. What more can you ask? There are a million other abusers out there that will NEVER admit to the pain they put on other people (I say people because it effects everyone around, not just the one being abused). We don’t know what happened that night. We have no idea what was going through his mind or hers. We probably will never know. All I know is, people need to leave Chris & Rihanna alone. Chris is a young man that makes mistakes. That is all. & if you have a problem with that, you need to do turn the mirror on yourself. You are not perfect love. Don’t judge people & their situations. That’s all I can really say on this situation. I’m just ready to see them grow and move on from this.

…that’s my 35 cents i guess LOL.

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Music Junkie.

Music Junkie

All of you know, I am a music/Twilight/all-things-awesome! addict. Well I was in anatomy class today. I HATE that class. Don’t ever take that class if you want to be a graphic designer. It is extra, unnecessary work that probably won’t help me in my career. But that is beside the point. We get done taking notes on cartilage & blood. The class all of a sudden goes QUIET! I’m the type that need SOME type of music if I’m doing busy work. So I’m trying so hard to do my work, enduring the noiseless room. I even went as far as trying to make a rhythm with the strokes of my colored pencil. So once the quiet got unbearable, I put my writing utensil down & just stared into space. I was getting tense. I was like WTF is wrong. Then I looked in my purse & pulled out my iPod to find a song to sing in my head, but that didn’t work. So for about 10 minutes, I just flipped through Twilight (yes, I carry Twilight around in my purse) & tried to come up with a plan to listen to my iPod. None of my plans seemed to end up successfully in my head. Then BAM!, go to the bathroom & listen to it in there. So I get really excited, jump up & wrote out my pass on the way to my teachers desk. I get there. He tells me to just go. It was like he knew what was about to go down! So I get to the bathroom, pull out my iPod, damn-near dig my headphones in my ears, & turned on my first song I say. When the beat dropped, it was like it took all the edge off. I just stood against the bathroom wall, tilted my head back, & listened to 3 songs. I realized class was about to be over, so I reluctently pulled out the plugs & walked back to class. My teacher asked me what took so long. I kinda jumped, them told him i had girly problems. He just dismissed me, waving his hand. I went back to my seat and took a deep breath. More relieved in a way. Then the bell rung.

1187905019Swear that was me in that bathroom.

So I always called myself a music junkie. My friends call me a walking jukebox. But what the hell happened to me today. I think this is the most extreme case. It felt like how, I would think, withdrawal from a drug feels like. It was crazy. I’ve never felt that way before. When I walked back in class, I felt like I did something wrong. And in the BATHROOM! That was the ultimate junkie move man! My iPod was my pipe, the MP3 was the rock, & all together, it is my addiction! I went to the bathroom to get my “fix”. Makes me feel so funny! I need to be in MAA (music addicts anonymous). I’d introduce myself:

Hi. My name is Jasmine Williams & I am a music addict.

I can see it. I think our theme song would be Viva La White Girl by GCH. Like serious!

Shit is crazy bruh. So I thought I”d share this really stressing story with you guys. I really do not know what that whole experience was. I think I’ll do some research. LOL.

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